For the open mic-er
Working on your first solid 5? Stop juggling Notes-app drafts and lost napkins. Build a real, searchable joke vault from day one.
Write tighter sets. Get more laughs.
Stand.app is the stand-up comedy app built by a working comic: keep every joke, build timed sets, log every show, and punch up with AI. Free on iPhone, Android and the web.
Made by someone who's bombed, for everyone who will.
Secured. Private. Synced in the cloud — even on a clear summer day.
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"The universe is infinite, but my stage time isn't. Best app." -Albert Einstein
✦ 50,000+ jokes written. and counting. ✦
(we don't know if they're actually funny though...)
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Here’s the app.
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AI in the punch-up
Stop juggling Notes-app drafts and lost napkins.
Chapter One
On the table
Everything a working comic needs — from the first idea on a napkin to the closer that brings the house down.
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A real joke vault
Tags, folders, ratings, full-text search. Your premise from two years ago is one tap away.
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Sets that flow
Drag, drop, time. Build a perfect 5, 10, or hour. See exactly where you run long.
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A working show diary
Log every set. Tag what hit, what bombed, what needs another look. Your gig journal, organized.
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AI in the punch-up
Sharpen tags, find callbacks, brainstorm angles. Trained on the rhythms of stand-up, not generic content.
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Honest analytics
Which jokes kill across rooms? Which die in front of cold crowds? Make decisions with data.
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Everywhere you write
iOS, Android, web. Note an idea on the train, finish it at home. Never lose a bit again.
Chapter Two
For the comic on the road
For the club regular
Headlining weekends, building a tight 45? Track which jokes work for which rooms. Optimize your set list with data, not vibes.
For the touring act
New city every night? Pull up your hour, your callbacks, your local references — synced, offline-capable, exactly where you left off.
Frequently asked questions
What is Stand.app?
Stand.app, listed in the app stores as Stand-Up Writer, is a stand-up comedy app. It keeps your jokes in a searchable vault with tags and folders, builds timed sets, logs every show, tracks which jokes kill or bomb, and punches up material with AI. Everything syncs across iPhone, Android and the web.
Is Stand.app free?
Yes. The core app is free with no credit card required. Stand.app Pro ($6.99 a month or $44.99 a year, with a 7-day free trial) adds AI punch-up, voice memo dictation, the stage practice recorder, show analytics and the verified comedian badge.
How is it different from the Notes app?
Notes holds text. Stand.app knows what a joke is: each one carries tags, a rating, a running time and a record of how it did on stage. Sets are built by dragging jokes in and reading the total time. Shows keep a diary of what you did in which room. Nothing lives on a napkin.
Does it work offline?
Yes. The mobile apps work offline and sync to the cloud when you have a connection, so you can write on the train and pull up your hour from any device the next night.
Can AI write my jokes for me?
Stand.app’s AI is a punch-up partner, not a replacement. It helps sharpen tags, find callbacks across your set, and suggest angles — trained on the rhythms of stand-up. Your premise and voice stay yours.
Which platforms does it run on?
Stand.app runs on iPhone, iPad, Android, and any modern web browser at app.stand.app. Your jokes, sets, and show notes stay in sync across all of them.
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